WTFIGO Reading Premium Reading ($700)
For life's moments where the only reasonable question to ask is
"What the f*ck is going on?"

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Need a slow, steady, and calm container to process the wreckage? You’re in the right place.

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Listen to me, Babs is a no BS kind of astrology reader. She lays it out straight with little to no-fluff and for someone like myself who doesn’t have even the basic knowledge of astrology, her reading was still easy to understand and really f*cking funny. Babs broke down my chart in a friendly, warm and welcomed way, informing me on what’s to come. Better than any one liner daily horoscope, she actually makes me think outside of the box and challenges me to look at my past with a different perspective. Babs is not a “Yes man” she will challenge you and you will be better because of it. Highly recommend her services.

Nasly M
 
When "WTF" is an Understatement
Since 2020, I’ve seen a massive gap in the market. Most astrologers want to talk about your personality; I want to talk about your problem(s) and find you solutions

WTFIGO Premium Reading was created to be the cosmic catch-all for your most complex "flanked on all sides", trash fire moments. This isn't just a reading, it’s a deep-dive audit of the present and the past to give you the courage to make decisions from a place of absolute clarity.
The Premium Protocol
The Vibe: The Strategic Sanctuary. 

This is the only space in my practice where the "No Chaser" rule is suspended. You provide the passionate, colorful rant, and I provide the soft, safe place to land. It’s high-level strategy met with deep, grounded empathy. 

The Reality: The Full Briefing. 

We spend 60 minutes deconstructing the crisis. We look at the planetary signatures, the historical echoes, and the immediate landmines. This is a no-stone-left-unturned session held over Zoom, where you record the strategy directly to your device for immediate implementation. 

The Directive: The Cosmic Blueprint. 

What makes this premium is the additional 15-minute Integration Q+A. Once we’ve mapped the mess, we use this final window to ensure every one of your follow-up questions is answered. 
As your supporting astrologer,

I am not here to tell you what to do. I am here to show you all your options. I lay out the cosmic market conditions, identify the structural rot, and point out the hidden escape hatches. From there, you make the decisions that are right for your life (Yay, free will). 


If you feel like you’re being hit from multiple sides, let’s get it sorted.

Here's what happy clients are saying:

Babs is a highly skilled astro translator. She has helped me gain clarity in multiple important aspects of my life. During our readings we have tackled everything from making career path choices to finding answers to why the heck all of my ex-es are coming out of the woodwork at once!

LK
     

I received a reading from Babs and absolutely loved working with her to understand my birth chart! She presents everything in a really easy to understand manner and isn't afraid to encourage you to celebrate the good and examine the not-so-good. 

KC
  

Babs' reading gave me the confidence I needed to pursue my dream career. She's psychic and her intuition is right on point when interpreting the stars. Her reading also came at a challenging point in my life and it helped me to accept it, and understand why it was happening, instead of just reacting–which is super empowering!

FF
   
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Make sure you type in your loyalty code at the bottom. I will not be able to refund you the difference if you forget to type in the code.

  • How do I unlock the loyalty rate?
    If you've purchased a reading from me before and your chart is already on file, email me hello[at]babscheung.com and I'll set that up for you. :)
  • Why do you have a loyalty rate?
    I want to encourage long term relationship status with my clients because there's many benefits to having an astrologer know your "-ish" throughout your life instead of jumping around from reader to reader explaining it again and again.
  • The price is a little high for me and I really need this, do you have a sliding scale option?
    For a more accessible rate check out the Quick Hit Clarity session

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 Remember that we all have free will. :)

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